I was going to review the new episode of Merlin but here are my entire thoughts:

Oh, the EPIC GAY LOVE. AND BIG EARS. BIG-EARED PRETTYBOY GAY LOVE. EXCEPT NOT IN THIS EPISODE, SO MUCH, BUT STILL. ONE-SIDED BIG-EARED GAY LOVE? STILL EPIC AND GAY. Also, Merlin is SUCH A DUMB BOY. COMMON SENSE: HE SERIOUSLY LACKS IT.